A November to Remember

Bumping into an old friend could be embarrassing at times,if your place and manner of contact was less disconcerting,then wait till you both start conversing,you find your self wishing life had a skip button.i ran into an old friend last month and the first question he asked me was " you don dey drink"? now,i start to wonder of all questions in the whole world to ask me,why ask me this? iv always had this embarrasing drinking problem,its being a part of my life and im starting to think il be living with it forever..the problem is ehn,i dont drink,iv never tasted liquor all my life and suprisingly instead of being praised by friends,i get d stick all da time.


i seldom look forward to hanging out with my friends at a bar club or cafe,then u hear one of them say " bar man,give us 3 big stout,2 star,1 smirnoff and one cold pure water for jaye..then every one starts laughing out loud..i wanted this degradation to end so i upgraded from water to energy drinks.i drank red bull like it was going out of circulation,i could drink 6 cans a night and felt high in my own little way,i drank redbull and power horse sotey i was belching caffein because excess intake had caffeinated my blood vessels. Then suddenly,as i got used to this drink of the devil,i started acting strangely,like dancing without music,going hyper active for no reason,shouted when i was supposed to whisper,whisperd when i was supposed to shout,i was like 'to hell with alcohol,this is my thing'.my funny behaviour started to worry me,the way i spoke changed,you will think i swallowed a china phone,i was so audible no matter where i was.i would walk a running distance and run a walking one,yea yea... i know... #idondeymadt. ope lope water therapy,i 4 don turn bruce lee.


November saw me watch another sibling leave the shores of this country to obodo oyinbo,which means in the whole of my family,na only me never travel..na wao..the only time iv been to the airport was anytime any of my sibling was traveling,i still have never enterd an aeroplane before in my life smh ...oh..i remember i did once,my primary school excursion to concord airlines in the early 90s,even though i had to sit on a stool in the abandoned aircraft because of over crowding,oh i wish i took a picture sha.damn! its so annoying being the only sibling back here,it makes me feel like an only child and sometimes i wonder if my mother forgets she has 5 children and not me alone,i gas travel next year men,i gas travel,even if na Abuja,i must to travel itunu!

i never thought my being nice could be used against me,but two incidents in november proved me wrong.first i was on the BRT bus sitting comfortably,i saw this not so cute looking girl standing and being a gentleman that i was,i stood up and asked her to sit but in front of the whole passengers on the bus,she declined saying,No thanks,il rather stand..i was taking one of the lowest points in my life jejely until my stupid cousin laughed out loud in front of everybody.the other incident was me trying to suprise my mum by buying her icecream and sharwama when she least expected it,she took it with a suspicious look but i was not botherd,the next day,i decided to remind my mother about the money she promised me,before i could finish my request,she cuts in sharply "ehn ehn,i knew something was up,no wonder you bought all dos mede mede for me yesterday,open the fridge and carry your icecream and ur sharwama is in the microwave,i dont have any money to give you....imagine this woman o..and i thought she was my mother sha.. smh


So after saving for a year and three months to buy a blackberry,i finally got one last month.To say i was ecstatic would be an understatement,if you are a regular follower of my blog,you will know where im coming from with this blackberry wahala.now i can start feeling among even though i never pay BIS money,so to the girl i once gave 533732fh as my BB pin because she found it hard to believe that i dont have one,please delete it,that was my jamb registration number,im so sorry :( . i can now download 5 mic's wave your blackberry song on my phone cause i once thought it was segregating,and i stopped beefing Durella cause i took that pinging lori Nokia thing personal..dnt blame me,i thought the dude was throwing a subliminal at me!
The search for an IPAD starts snow,wish me luck!


feel free to #gbagaun me,english is not my mother tongue :p