BACK AT YA !

i know it's been quite a long while i blogged o,so lemme just explain my self b4 ya all castigate me..iv been very busy i swear,been busy reading studying,jacking(not d dirty 1 o) researchs,revisions assignments and all other stuffs u know i can lie about :d

but seriously,writing blogs no be easy thing o..im getting old and there is little this overloaded brain of mine can store..yesterday lasan,it took me correct 48 seconds to spell ordinary "apetizer"i think my brain needs a generator seriously..is dat spelling even correct?

so back to the blogging bruhaha,alot of factors are behind my reasons for not updating my blog often,if my overloaded brain can remember well,my last blog was on "life as easy as ABC"and that was way back after the unfortunate deaths of DAGRIN and YARADUA #RIP..thats quite a looooong time o.dont even be suprised if when u tried opening this page you saw cobwebs,well ,that tells you how much this page af 'taayed'

so back to the blogging bruhaha once again......................................shaet,i think i forgot what i wanted to type again sha,dis brain can like to fall my hand at the 'wrongest' time..smh..well,lets just say the worldcup was a big factor to why my blog almost became extint,besides the fact that im a big football fan and a Gunner 4 that matter,its Africa's world cup 'so they say'so there is this extra bit of excitement about the Mondial which makes even a staunch football hater(E.G my mama) get intrested.

The only thing i hated about the worldcup was anytime Ghana was playing..YES!i hated anytime Ghana was on TV..all dos girls were always snubing me because of that Prince Boateng guy....i beefed that guy seriously o..is he even a real prince sef?psheeeeeew..oshisko!

oh,and i found a new love in twitter,yea im really gbaduing twitter at the moment so facebook can chilax small jaree.im 3 months old on twitter and although i found it hard at first,its been real fun so far.i was off facebook for some months and if a soothsayer had told me i wouldnt update my facebook status in a month,i would have hit his/her head with a vuvuzela and kicked the jabulani right in his/her face..it got so serious,i had phone calls from my friends asking if i was alright cus iv been off facebook for a while..lol..can u imagine?awon oni so lenu....

so sha,iv been tweeting on tweeter and iv got tweeps,twends and twenemies in my tweetfam who re cool tweeple so if you are not on twitter,start tweeting soon or risk tweetjail!(i always knew i could rap..Jor oo)

so the twitter thing brings me to another reason why this blog looks like an old artifact destined for the old museum for very old stuffs..i also read alot of blogs on twitter and all i can say is blog pass blog abegi ..shey dis 1 wey u dey read na blog abi rough-work? i read some blogs on twitter ehn and i felt like deleting my blog ASAP. ..as in i dont even have a blog self,lets just call it a jotter abi roughwork.Reading these blogs made mine look so ordinary..wait 1st,ordinary is even an understatment,it made it look........it made it look.........it made it look.........this my brain sef,it made it look some how sha....*i cant kill my sef jare*

i have read blogs from reputable bloggers of high distinction and class and i felt i should be sent to jail for calling my rubbish a blog too.i read bloggs from @RealistXX,@exschoolnerd,@sandiepandie,@sirscribbles,@dhebbur,@tunrayopoetry,@sheriphskills @deelami and im so sure these tweeps(twitter style) must have read bloggery in school or got a degree in blogamy(dnt borther checking d dictionary cus its not there)ahn ahn,awon eleyi n blog ejo....so calling this rubbish im writing a blog is just an insult on these cool bloggerians...but i know say one day sha,i go make my self proud #thatsall

i hope my reasons have been able to convince you and not confuse you on why i have refused to blog in a long while...in case you dont know sha,my hands are starting to ache me seriously so i have to stop now.....oh,one more thing,i still never buy blackberry o..my "help jaye get a BB trust fund " is still 13000 naira short.sorry i meant 13500 short cus i just rememberd i bought 500 zain card so i can use the internet to update this jotter.my Nokia berry is still working very fine sha so im not missing a BB much,i think im just fine without a BB,who needs a BB sef,that thing is just an overated toy ....see me consoling my self o,i no even dey shame,woooo dont let me lie jaree,i know almost 20 sumtin BBpins of hand and i dont even own a BB...smh..God please shame my enemies and give me a BB biko,this Nokia berry haf tire me and i want to start pinging too and stop using my phone number as my BBpin,i want to stop switching my nokiaberry on silent just because i dont want my friends to hear my nokia tone when my phone rings,i want to stop lying that my BB fell inside the toilet when i dont even have a BB pouch...do this for me baba and il serve you till i die...all these i pray oh lord...do i hear an AMEN somebody?

P.S feel free to #gbagaun me