BETWEEN ME AND YOU...

so after many many many many many many many years of pursuing a bachelors degree,i finally rounded up my 'Adult education' few weeks ago(note that 1 "many"= 1yr)....this does not only call for thanksgiving and prayers,it calls for sacrifice sef..cus looking back at the years i spent trying to get a degree,all i have to say is alhamdulilai

I wonder what my greatest joy of completing university education is,Getting a job? getting ready for masters? getting married? Internship?starting business? well,its non of the above cause my greatest joy is that now,i get to avoid the usuall question my mother asks me 5 times daily for 4 yrs..igbawo lo ma se tan gaaan? *when would you graduate from school*?

my mother is the shrewd type,she has canny ways of telling you things and passing messages across to you.for example,if she wants to tell you she is hungry and you should cook or buy something for her to eat,you will hear mama jaye say...oga o,se ebi yi oni pa eyan ba yi,ti mo de bimo repete sile?*na wao,wont this hunger kill me like this,despite all the children i have around me* thats her for you.i remember i had to take pictures of my self in class during a lecture to show my mum cause she stopped believing i was actually in school although she still believes i took that picture in a computer lesson or something.kmt

Getting into university was an arduous task.i write jamb sote,i almost got a free form for the best customer award if i had not passed the final one.i thought jamb was the toughest obstacle i had 2 face before getting an admission into university,but i was wrong when my WAEC result came out with a certain English Language misssing..i find english like sey america dey find osama,English no come o!my mother got so angry and fustrated,i enrolled in 3 different english classes,she stoped me from speaking yoruba in the house and i got a knock on d head for every yoruba movie i saw.she also threatened to buy me a mechanic uniform if i dare fail the next exam...But like the brilliant boy i was ,i believed in my ability,i read and studied hard for that exam and at last i had B3 in english language...mehn that machinery try for me o

Gaining admission was another hurdle to cross,if passing the exam was a yardstick in getting into the university,getting ur name on the admission list was a tougher one.if you see the way we prayed for my name to be on that list,you will feel its a prayer for the whole Nigeria students awaiting admission,mumsy fasted and fasted i had to tell her to take a break if she didnt want our prayer point to change from Education to health issues..i remember she told me once ,Jayeola ,i want you to pray to your God,talk to him,Go naked and tell him to consider the prayer of a virgin and grant your wishes..lmaol..i thought in my head,be like say this woman no want make i go school at all,abi who be virgin?lwkmd

until i graduated recently,my Mum always think we should be in school together because my schooling, to her, is nothing different from an Adult education,so im kinda happy i get to finish at last and fast track my dream of making her a proud mother.I cant wait for the day..I ll tell my mama..stop working Ma..il take care of you nd treat you right...like you rightly deserve

Ramadan is here again,the holy month is one which is compulsory for all Muslims ,hence im also in 'fasting" mode..iv been fasting since i was age 7,although then,i thought it was my mother's way of telling me she was not my biological mother bacause i just couldnt understand why she only fed me once a day..i ate at random and kept forming fasting for her until that tasty time i drink landed me in trouble..i drank tasty time forgetting that my toungue had turned red,my mum asked me what waas on my tongue and i lied stupidly that it was my blood,i actually saw blood that day after serious beating..
PS all i said about my mum stays between me and you o

what else do i want to say oooo....ehn ehn,my Blackberry stuff took a new twist last week sha,my money for curve 2 never complete and Blackberry introduced Blackkberry torch,i mean thats unfair,they should consider does that dont have a Blackberry before introducing new ones,why cant they just wait for every body to own at least a curve first before they bring another one..na wa for these people self..just last week,another friend asked me for ...sorry my Laptop Battery is dead and we dont have light here,il continue my gist in the next blog update

feel free to #gbagaun me o,afterall English is not my mother tongue :p