my typical secondary school love letter

There are some secondry school memories one can never forget,no matter when ,how ,or where it happend,the memories will forever linger.The love letters written by males and recieved by females could not be easily forgotten.here is a my typical jss3-ss1 love letter.

hope u still remember yours

It is as follows:

"At school, July 10, 1998... My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a sexy bee ,I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my adrenalin is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the windvane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants.

As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and 1, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face.

I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Bisola, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent allelluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you.

I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer."

JAYEOLA aka PAPINGO....jss3E
YELLOW HOUSE,Y3

60 THINGS A LADY WANTS BUT WON’T ASK FOR

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any) - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Don’t EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--that’s always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionately and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind—she loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ; D


ALSO:

News:
1) when a girl keeps looking at you she wants you to kiss her
2.) We want you to call us not us call u
3.)When we say we want a break doesn’t mean we dumped you we just want to see if you desire us as much as we desire u
4.) Just because we dated a lot of guys doesn’t mean we are whores it just means we haven’t found the right guy
5.) When a girl hugs you she wants a real long hug and then a kiss
6.) When it’s raining turn around and kiss us for awhile
7.) Cuddle with us as much as you can
8.) When we are staring out in space we are day dreaming about you
9.) Say a girl is beautiful not hot or sexy beautiful it means a lot more to us
10.) We love to get gifts like teddy bears or flowers it means a lot to us
11.) Sweep us off our feet or do whatever you can and let us know that you REALLY love us
12.) Take us places to meet your friends or just to spend time with us

Now i really wish i could do all these to my girl but im human........its just not possible!

LIFE......AS EASY AS A.B.C...

The events of the past few weeks have got me thinking deeply. Things i don't give second thoughts have suddenly become what i think about everyday and trust me,it gives me goose bumps.

Back in the days,when i was young,i never wondered what death meant,after all people who die always wake up one way or the other according to the cartoons i use to watch back then. Growing up gradually made me think beyond my horizons,then i started viewing death as a feat that is only meant for grown ups and very old people. I lost my father at the age of 2,its amazing i never cried or thought deeply about his loss until i grew older and realized that the father figure in my life has been missing all along and he is surely not coming back soon. The tears i have stubbornly refused to shed was forced to roll down my eyes. It got to a point i almost cried every time i heard my friends use the term "dad" or "father" because that word rarely existed in my dictionary.

Things are quite different now,as i grew older,i came to realize that life is not a bed of roses and good things don't last forever have learn t to always make good use of every opportunity that comes my way because the scenario of a second chance may never come or may be too late when it does. I have learn t that this life is not as hard as we take it because at the end of the day,only one thing is certain and that is DEATH. Muslim or christian,young or old,rich or poor,male or female,pastor or imam,president or slave me or you,only death is guaranteed in this life of ours. Its neither negotiable nor bargain-able,weather we like it or not we are all going to die one day or the other and that day nobody knows!

it is funny how events of a month can help reshape and transform one's concept and thinking about life. In the past month,i have lost a grand aunt,a distant uncle,a rapper and a President all in the space of 2weeks,then i thought,maybe life isn't just worth all the troubles i'm giving it. i'm not older than my grand aunt,neither am i younger than the 23 year old rapper that lost his life in a motor accident,but because death has no respect for age it decided to take the lives of these people regardless of how old or how young they can be. I have been involved in a ghastly motor accident far worse than that which took Dagrins life and yet i came out without a scratch on my body. Then i wonder,who is above death?As rich as the Nigerian president is,death did not only take him away,he died slowly in pains before his demise 3 days ago. Now,if death could be so disrespectful for it to have ignored the status,position and caliber of the Nigerian president,then who the hell am i?

i have always been the very shy and laid back type all my life. I hardly speak my mind and i keep a lot of things to myself. I love postponing things and always believe there is always time for everything,but recently,the opposite has been the case for me. I have decided to change my policy about life and see it from a different perspective. According to the words of 9ice,"i have no fear because life is too sudden. Every second,every minute, people are dying, so let me use my time right"(Banky W.Lagos party Remix.The W experience).life is short so i'm going to use my time right. I intend to use every opportunity i have the right way because who knows,i may not be around tomorrow.

Nobody is guaranteed a tomorrow,today is what we have and it is what shapes our tomorrow .The things we do today decides what happens tomorrow so i intend to make good use of my today since tomorrow remains a mystery to me. I know its kinda hard,but i wish i could live everyday like its my last cause i don't have an extra life and there is no part 2 in life. I never liked thinking about death and what happens after,but i have began to think deeply about these things and it scares the hell out of me. There are loads of things i want to achieve in life but its a pity i don't get to decide if i have the time frame to accomplish them. Like my name"JAYEOLA" implies,i intend to enjoy every bit of my life and do so to the fullest but still i now have in mind that behind a "JAYEOLA" is another "JAYEJEJE".life is so simple i need not take things too hard.

The gospel truth is that,if we die,the worst we get are cries from loved ones,touching face-book statuses and candle light from special ones but the fact remains Life continues. One's death,no matter how important the person is will not put an end to the world,after a few cries and mourning,life goes on and everybody moves on. No 1 will cry forever and neither will those cries wake up the dead,what will be left however is the legacy left behind,the lives that were touched and the impact that are felt by people whose life you and i have touched in one way or the other. your wealth,position or good name means so little or less when we leave this world cause we all came with nothing and will surely leave with nothing.

You only live once, time waits for no one, life goes on, you can be gone in a speed of light, money can't buy life, we came with nothing and we go with absolutely nothing, shine your eyes, live your life to the fullest, aye po gon ,aiye o pe meji, live ur life,and always have at the back of your mind that we're all going one day. Word!!

This is my new approach to life because i have come to realize everything comes to an end and that end remains a mystery because we never know when it will come. Today is what we have so it is better to live it without delay or regrets. Either good or bad,nothing last forever and no matter the situation always remember....LIFE GOES ON!

aiye yi o pe meji....aiye nlooooooo(9ICE ft DAGRIN...LONI NI)

No Be Mistake